George Mallet [rhymes with dismay]: And in national news, August 22 could prove to be a day of violence or a day of prayer.
*cut to story and reels about the various religious beliefs about what August 22 represents. mention that Iran chose to annouce the continuation of their nuclear program on August 22 as opposed to August 31st.*
*cut to interview with expert who has written a book on the subject rife with doomsday prophecy*
George Mallet: AND if the world doesn't end today, you might be in the market for a new car. . .
Me and remote: *click*